A short letter on lifetime software deals worth your time. We only send when there’s a real one — and only the ones we’d buy ourselves.
Drop your email. We mail when there’s a deal worth opening — and only then.
No drip, no upsell. One click to leave.
Four promises. Plain English. We break any of them, you get to ridicule us in public.
We use the product before we feature it. If we wouldn’t buy in, we don’t cover it. No marketplace listicles, no sponsored slots.
Three-paragraph emails. No clickbait subject. No "you won’t believe", no "limited time only" theatre.
Submitted by the people who built the software. No affiliate networks, no resellers, no middlemen marking up real lifetime access.
No tracking pixels, no bot autoresponders. Reply with a thought, a question, or a roast — you’ll get an actual answer.
If your product genuinely offers lifetime access — not a 3-year ceiling dressed as one — we want to hear about it. Submissions are read by a human, not a form bot.